Saturday, April 5, 2008

True Story

A friend of mine was sitting with his wife and four-year-old daughter in Macdonalds. The little girl was asking about the planets, about what's in them.

Little Girl: "What's in Venus?"

Parent: "Lots of rock..."

Little Girl: "What's in Saturn?"

Parent: "Fire and more rock..."


Parent: "You know there's another planet called Uranus."

Little Girl: "What's in Uranus?"

[parents snort with laughter]

Little Girl: "What's in Uranus??"

[parents laughing... child getting really irritated]

Little Girl [shouting]: "WHAT'S IN URANUS???"

Parent: "Er... Hot gasses."

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